okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
wow bdsm is so cute
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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