Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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