yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
