i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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