Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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