Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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