Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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