TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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