let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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