This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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