I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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