No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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