Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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