just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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