You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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