There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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