Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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