So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I came so hard my ears popped.
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