In the future we'll all be gay
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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