Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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