You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that đ I went with "no"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
His name isnt in my phone as âSatanâs spawnâ for no reason. #devildick
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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