No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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