Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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