id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
