her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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