I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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