yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
