You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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