Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
tell me about the fingering
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