i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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