Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The Olympian is in my bed
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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