is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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