He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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