i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
please come you make the beer taste better
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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