it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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