She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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