Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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