so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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