I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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