Soap is not a condiment
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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