a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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