i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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