Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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