Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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