You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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