Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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