Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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