Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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