Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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