so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I have post one night stand depression
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