How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Girls should come with a carfax report
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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